Britney Loves The Children
Article by Hope Alexander
November 15 2007. Article viewed 840 times.
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Britney Spears is proving that she very much cares for children by donating a signed copy of her new album “Blackout”. Britney says: I think its important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”
The irony is so thick here that it is hard to type. Still, I suppose that this is a good thing. Lets hope that there is a bidding war fought amongst obsessive Britney fans which pushes the price of the album far beyond anything remotely reasonable and provides enough money for starving kids to live in mansions for the rest of their lives.
Speaking of rabid Britney fans, enjoy the pics, which are of a bunch of kooks who spend their free time protesting on behalf of Britney for the return of her kids. Have these retards not noticed that Britney doesnt really want her kids so much? Well, thats not true. She wants them, she just wants other stuff more, like a lamp.
  
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