Paris Hilton Becomes A Stripper
Article by Hope Alexander
November 16 2007. Article viewed 14211 times.
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Weīve known for a long time that Paris has a stripper pole in her living room. Fortunately for the world at large, she had kept her stripping activities confined to her own home. Until the other night, that is. Paris put on a show for the crowd at Club Marquee in New York, a show that was about as sexy as watching a scarecrow fellate some 60 year old farmer named Jim Bob.
Now, Iīm not saying she was bad, Iīm just saying that Kimīs 10 year old sister did a better job on that episode of īKeeping Up With The Kardashiansī. Under any other circumstances, Iīm pretty sure that sequence would have been deemed highly inappropriate, but for some reason if you put it on prime time and add a disapproving father in the mix, it becomes okay. Weird.
Anyway, Paris. Not good at stripping. Needs to stop trying.
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