Is Britney The New MC Hammer?
Article by Hope Alexander
November 19 2007. Article viewed 1776 times.
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Apparently Britney Spears may soon be on the brink of bankruptcy according to financial papers which show that her wild spending is exceeding her monthly salary of over $700,000. This is perfectly understandable when you consider that Britney rarely stays in her own homes, preferring to check into random hotels at whim, where she is reported to wander around topless in bathing suits and engage in other fun activities.
FOX News is on the case (the UN is going after Amy Winehouse, and now FOX is on Britneyīs case? Shall we just forget all about wars and floods and important issues and devote our resources as a globe to better understanding our celebrities? Clearly this could be a major priority in the coming years.)
A financial adviser spoke to FOX News, saying: īMost high earners, like celebrities, should view themselves like ballplayers do. You need to put away money right at the beginning, assuming that it may end. ... Young people can be very shortsighted, forgetting that theyīre not going to be famous forever.
Thatīs from the īWell duhī school of financial theory. Thanks for that, FOX.
  
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