The UN Guns For Amy Winehouse (and Kate Moss)
Article by Hope Alexander
November 19 2007. Article viewed 942 times.
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Amy Winehouse just can´t catch a break these days. Her manager left her, she was booed offstage on the first night of her UK Tour, her husband is in jail for witness tampering, and now the UN is on her ass too. I guess given their lack of efficacy when it comes to traditional roles such as war and peace throughout the world, they´ve decided to focus on smaller problems.
A spokesperson for the UN said: ´Look at Kate Moss who still receives lucrative contracts after she was photographed sniffing (cocaine). Rock stars, like Amy Winehouse, become popular by singing ´I ain´t going to rehab´ (the Winehouse song, Rehab) even though she badly needed, and eventually sought, treatment. A sniff here and a sniff there in Europe are causing another disaster in Africa, to add to its poverty, its mass unemployment and its pandemics.´
If the UN is going to get in on the gossip game I support them fully, they just need to figure out that Amy and Kate aren´t famous because we think they´re glamorous, they´re famous because we think they´re ultimately retarded.
  
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