Tom Cruise Converts The World
Article by Hope Alexander
November 21 2007. Article viewed 4536 times.
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If we donīt watch out weīre going to wake up one morning to everyone in the neighborhood frantically packing their cars whilst a giant space ship looms overhead. Or maybe youīll just be sitting at home, enjoying a quiet evening of television and wife beating when an alien craft lands in your back yard, kills you, steals your skin, and goes on a rampage that only mysterious men in black suits can stop.
Once upon a time these were just make believe movies that Will Smith starred in, but nowadays he apparently believes in aliens for real.
Tom Cruise has won another convert to Scientology, our Man In Black, Will Smith. Will had a chat with the fine folks from Menīs Vogue, where he revealed that he doesnīt consider Scientology to be completely mental. Will said: īIīve studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and Iīve studied Scientology through Tom. ]Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible. . . . I donīt think that because the word someone uses for spirit is īthetanī that the definition becomes any different.ī
Heīs right you know. Go in peace, and may the Flying Spagetti Monster bless you with his noodly appendage.
(And because nobody wants to see Tom Cruise, here is his ex wife wearing a see through dress.)
  
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