Mariah Carey Smells Like Burnt Marshmallows
Article by Hope Alexander
November 22 2007. Article viewed 2820 times.
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If you´re anything like me you intend to never buy any perfume marketed by Mariah, Paris, or anyone else trying to make a quick buck by whoring their name out into a line that has nothing to do with their original talents, then you´ll probably never know what Mariah Carey´s new perfume smells like. Or you wouldn´t have, until you read this.
Yes, seeker of big boobs! You have stumbled across pure knowledge here! According to Mariah Carey, her new perfume contains a marshmallow element for subliminal mind control purposes.
She revealed this top secret information after Ellen DeGeneres commented on the fact that she smelled a little like smores. Mariah then revealed: ´The marshmallow element you smelled before is the top note and was a subliminal thing – just to give you little campfire memories,´
Finally, a perfume that reminds men of things that burn . Perfect for the pyromaniac in your life.
  
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