So this is what happens behind the scenes when Victoria's Secret gets all those gorgeous models together. Apparently they get them high on acid and put them in front of a camera, where they naturally proceed to make robot noises and pretend that their tits are machine guns. If I didn't know better (and if she hadn't given birth to children), I'd think that Heidi might actually be a guy.
Still, you should enjoy the video, which might be the only chance you have today to see a supermodel play with her titties and use her fingers as make believe nipples. It's fun, it's playful, it may be outright insane. It's also an insight into the secret mind of Heidi Klum, and mothers of small children everywhere. Having kids is a bit like getting drunk permanently. All those songs and happy clappy routines you do with little kids breaks down your inhibitions, so when you go out into the adult world, you act, well, like this....
