Paris Flees To China
Article by Hope Alexander
November 25 2007. Article viewed 1008 times.
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Paris is living it up in China at the moment where she is receiving the five star celebrity treatment everywhere she goes. She even presented a fashion award wearing a dress that looked like someone threw up on a several tutus, stitched them together, then slapped them on her gawky frame. However due to the omnipresent sense of propriety and dignity that the Chinese have, not a single person pointed and laughed, and unlike US MTV awards, nobody made jokes about her breaking her teeth on iron penises or going to jail, or at least, they didnīt do it in a way she could understand.
Itīs hardly surprising that Paris has fled to China, she probably thinks that nobody there knows about her little indiscretions. Lets just hope that she doesnīt go to any of the markets where her sex tape is undoubtedly being pirated by tiny Chinese children working for mere cents a day.
  
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