The Osbournes Make A Suicide Pact
Article by Hope Alexander
November 28 2007. Article viewed 1104 times.
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I guess publicity was dying down a little too much for the Osbournes, because they´ve had to whip up some media attention by not only making a suicide pact, but telling everyone about it. Sharon and Ozzy have agreed that if one of them dies, the other will drink poison, or jump off a mountain, or perform some other act of lunacy to end their lives.
That´s wonderful How great must their three kids feel knowing that if they lose one parent, they lose both? I suppose on the upside it means they´ll probably get their inheritances sooner than they might otherwise have done, and that´s always a bonus. The pact only becomes valid in 2012, so I guess Jack, Kelly, and the other mysterious Osbourne child have four years to get used to the idea of Mommy or Daddy offing themselves.
Sharon said: ´Whatever it was, where you know you´re going to die, we would want to choose the time where we want to leave. ´I would go with my old man, and he would come with me... (Fortunately) my husband is better than ever, health-wise.´
Yeah, Ozzie has always looked in great health to me. If great health means looking like a zombie who broke into a goth costume shop.
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