Paris Wants To Spawn
Article by Hope Alexander
November 29 2007. Article viewed 1383 times.
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Paris Hilton is definitely catching the baby bug from her friend Nicole. After recently organizing Nicoleīs baby shower, Paris said: īNicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old...I was just telling her, īI want a baby so that our babies can play together.īī
Thatīs a great idea. The reason you have children is so that they can play with other peopleīs children. Then when theyīre done playing, you can put them in a box and store them in the wardrobe for next time, right? Of course they grow, but you just get bigger boxes, or swap them for the latest baby with more features!
Paris Hilton must not be allowed to breed. Seriously. Not unless the court appoints a supervisor in advance to stop her from doing silly things, like getting it liposuction, and putting vodka in its water bowl. (Iīm pretty sure Parisī kid would have a water bowl.)
Maybe Iīm being a little harsh here, but as we learned with Britney, it is better to err on the side of caution.
  
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