In a bid to show that itīs not just the young and the mentally insane that run about showing their panties, Katie Price decided for some inexplicable reason to hike up her skirt and show off her panties to waiting paparazzi recently. The panties read Mrs Andre. I guess thatīs so all the people riding her can remember which rich celebrity slut wife they banged in the toilets that time. Or perhaps this is another one of her presents to her dear hubbie.
Or maybe someone taught her how to use one of those sequin attaching tools that theyīre always trying to flog on the home shopping channels, and this is her way of showing us all how well the sparklegizmo works. If thatīs the truth, someone needs to sue. Those tools are much better left for the middle aged, dumpy southern women who take hideous denim jackets and create images of the star spangled banner in garish sequins.
Then again, given Katieīs penchant for getting plastic surgery and calling it a gift, maybe this is all better explained by theorizing that she does fall into the mentally defunct category.
