Pamela Anderson has announced that she will be retiring in five years time. Seeing as Iīm not entirely sure what she does now, I have to guess that retiring means sheīll be having her implants taken out and letting herself go. (They tell me sheīs currently employed as an assistant to some magician. Is that even work?)
Pam says: īI get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy. But Iīm lazy. I donīt want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home. Five more years... and Iīll go back to Canada. Iīve got some land. Itīll be time.ī
Well, fair enough. I guess when you go from being one of the hottest ladies on television to being some practically unknown magicianīs T&A, itīs probably time to consider retiring, though Iīm pretty sure sheīs got an infomercial or two in her yet.
