Lindsay Lohan Takes Out The Trash
Article by Hope Alexander
December 01 2007. Article viewed 1770 times.
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Just a day after I pointed out that Lindsay Lohan´s boyfriend sucked, she broke up with him. While it is unlikely that the two incidents were related, I´m still holding out hope. That´s why I´m going to take a moment to predict the next exciting event in Lindsay´s life, which will hopefully be her stripping completely naked and partying like it´s 1969, swinger style. It´s about time Lindsay shared some of that crazy love around, don´t you think?
In getting back to the topic of her breaking up however, a source spilled the beans to E!News, saying that Lindsay´s friends never liked Riley because: “They thought he was unsophisticated and told her she should have left him in Utah with his snowboard. He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while!”
It must be a pretty sweet gig being a celebrity friend. Hell, it´s practically a profession. You get to hang out, drink, share nasty secrets, then make a few grand the next day by telling the press what you know. Sweet.
  
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