Reasons To Date A Girl
With Big Boobs
Article by Hope Alexander
December 11 2007. Article viewed 91143 times.
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Most guys donīt need too much incentive to date a woman with huge breasts, which is why many women stuff their bosoms full of silicone as soon as they get the chance. If you already have a girlfriend with huge tits, this may still be useful to you, as odds are that you are not fully utilizing her resources.
BIG BOOB USE 1: Earplugs
With a small chested girlfriend, thereīs just nowhere to go when she starts talking. You have to sit there and listen to everything she has to say. You may have to suffer through hours of painful self reflection and analysis, and deal with her asking the hard questions about your relationship as well as exploring how she feels - on a deeper level. Many guys would rather chew off their arms and beat themselves with them rather than listen to their special lady go on and on and on, but when you have a large breasted woman as a girlfriend, you have built in silencers. You just have to learn how to use them to your advantage.
When she starts going down that verbal path that leads to a good long talk, donīt try to run away. Instead, settle in. Suggest that you two snuggle whilst she talks. Sheīll be oh so impressed by your commitment to the relationship, and whilst she talks, you can rest your head in her bosom. This works especially well if your lovely lady has mutilated herself with plastic surgery. Nothing retards excess noise better than silicone, so nestle your ears between those bad boys and be prepared to nod and make muffled noises of agreement for the next few hours.
BIG BOOB USE 2: Sailing The Seas
If youīre ever in a plane crash, or your boat is wrecked far out in the ocean (hey, it happens to all of us sometimes), turn your girlfriendīs breasts into life saving devices. Large breasts act like natural flotation devices, and if she has enough silicone in there, you can float for days together in the ocean. Encouraging your lady to get butt implants as well will result in a more even flotation, and means that you will be able to sit comfortably on her back as you paddle your girlfriend to safety. Donīt worry about her drowning either, her breasts will provide enough buoyancy to keep her head above water, and you are sure to be the captain of the prettiest vessel in all seven seas. Just beware of pirates who might try to board and plunder your lady.
BIG BOOB USE 3: Penis Enlargement
It has been scientifically proven that just the sight of big breasts can cause significant enlargement in the genitalia of most males. Some men report between 3-4 inches of growth when big breasts are sighted, and this effect can be further encouraged by handling breasts with the hands, lips, and tongue.
The only downside to the enlarging effect is that it tends to be rather short lived. This is why dating a girlfriend with large breasts is a good idea. By keeping a woman with large breasts around, and training her well, you can have access to breasts, and therefore penis growth, whenever you need it.
If you canīt find a suitable lady to date, perhaps you have a job that allows you to hire an assistant with large assets. Of course, the ideal situation would be to have one for home, one for the office, and perhaps even a spare for the car if you can swing it. Women with big breasts, especially of the silicone variety are often attracted to nice cars. Some men with very high end vehicles report forgetting to lock their cars overnight and discovering their cars positively bursting with hot, busty ladies in the morning.
The big breasted lady is after all, not a particularly wily beast, but they do require quite a great deal of maintenance, so beware, a Ferrari full of DDīs might sound like dream, but it can quickly become a nightmare.
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