A Winona Ryder sex tape has surfaced on YouTube, a dirty, dirty sex tape that features Winona making out with one of those ventriloquist´s wooden dummies. Well making out with it, and riding it like a pony, oh, and giving it a hand job in the car. You´d be forgiven for thinking that this was the sequel to Girl Interrupted, Girl Interrupted II: The Relapse, but apparently it´s a publicity stunt for her latest movie, ´The Ten´.
This may be the most unsexy and unfunny sex scene ever. If anything, it´s more of a bizzare psychosexual horror scene. I don´t know about you, but I find those ventriloquist dummies to be utterly creepy. I wouldn´t trust one of them enough to have sex with it, that´s for sure. If there´s one thing that watching movies has taught me, it is that dolls and doll like creatures love to kill humans in horrible ways.
