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Paris Parties With Invisible Friends

Article by Hope Alexander
December 11 2007. Article viewed 2547 times.
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You know that feeling you get when you walk into a crowded room and you donīt know anyone? Well Paris knows that feeling too, but unlike you or I, she has a totally suave way of dealing with it. Fox News reports that even though Paris didnīt know many people at a party she recently attended, she made up for it by pretending to talk on her cell phone.

A Fox News source reported: īIt was interesting. She didnīt know a lot of the people there and obviously felt uncomfortable, so she chatted away on her phone to phantom friends, at one point it even started to beep while she talking.ī

Damnit Paris, donīt you know that the first secret to the īIīm on an important phone callī bit is to turn your phone off before you start? Such an amateur mistake. Next thing you know thereīll be pictures of her sitting at an empty table set for four and pouring tea into all the cups and eating invisible sandwiches.

Finally, a Paris Hilton I can really respect.




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