Paris Rescues Oompa Loompas
Article by Hope Alexander
December 12 2007. Article viewed 1323 times.
Rating: 5 |
Add to favorites | Comment on article
So, after all these years of calling her a slut, a worthless walking std, and other nasty things, it turns out that Paris actually is a sweet, gentle human being who only wants to help those around her. She was attending a club where a Willy Wonka party was in full swing, so of course, the little people were out in force, dressed as Oompa Loompas. One of the little fellows fell off the stage and sliced his leg open, and thatīs when Paris swung into action.
An NY Daily News source reports: īParis screamed for help and jumped up to move everyone away from him. She held Robinīs hand and said the sweetest things to keep him calm. She stayed with him until he was safely in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.ī
Oh, and sheīs also been trying to get the guy a new kidney. Apparently she has been friends with the guy for quite some time and he needs a new one. So, uh, yeah, drunk elephants and dwarves. Thatīs two sets of living creatures Paris cares about.
  
 |
Rate this article
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6
|
 |
|
