Star Magazine recently ran a charming story about Britney Spears and her evile friend Sam Lufti. I guess there just always has to be a male villain starring in Britneyīs life. The latest rumors were that Sam had dragged Britney off to Vegas and cajoled her into a quickie wedding in order to get his greasy paws on her fast dwindling fortune.
However it has been revealed that not only did Spears not elope to Vegas for yet another ill fated wedding, but according to gossip site Hollyscoop.com, Sam Lufti is gay. He apparently outed himself to his closest friends and then disappeared for several years before re-emerging as Britney Spearsī manager.
Declaring yourself gay and then disappearing? Sounds like the work of the devil to me. That explains it all, Britney isnīt high or drunk, sheīs possessed by the devil! This also explains why we are being forced to view her ass constantly. Donīt look now guys, but I think weīre in hell.
