Rod Stewart smoked some major drugs in his time and managed to breed some weird kids with it. Daughter Kimberly is doing her best to try and emulate Paris Hilton in spite of the fact that she looks so much like her dad that it´s hard for a guy to find her attractive without also questioning his sexual orientation at the same time.
Son Sean is really not much better, sharing his innermost thoughts and secret sexual desires with the world in the most inappropriate and side splitting of ways. Here´s what Sean blurted out recently: ´My dad doesn´t stop banging. He´s like a bunny on steroids. I don´t know what to do.´
This is clearly a cause for concern for Sean who can´t seem to get it up as often or as irresponsibly. How sad that he feels unable to fulfill his genetic imperative to screw multiple women and spread babies around the world.
Not to fear though, his sexual energies are right up there and directed towards step mom, Rachel Hunter. In an intimate moment with Howard Stern, Sean decided to share: ´I used to stare at her when she was down the pool sunbathing naked. I was like 15 or 16 and I was sitting in my pool with a bottle of lotion.´
Great, that´s wonderful Sean. Incest is one of the most popular fantasies out there according to surfing stats.
