Lindsay Lohan Desperate For Cash
Article by Hope Alexander
December 19 2007. Article viewed 1632 times.
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In spite of Quentin Tarantino´s endorsement, things still aren´t looking great for Lindsay Lohan. She is still reportedly trying to make money by selling pictures of herself to various photo agencies. This of course explains why she now looks like crap every time she steps out of the house, and is always wearing big sunglasses and hideous leggings. She´s got to save the good stuff for her private shoots.
Apparently Lindsay recently sold a set of pictures to a photo agency for $30,000, which I suppose is pretty decent money, but it probably doesn´t go far when you consider that she most likely has her entire family leeching off her.
Poor Lindsay, no wonder she was getting high all the time. Maybe she should just try Pamela Anderson´s trick of marrying guys then divorcing them and getting alimony. Sure it´s a little like prostitution, but it´s legal, which makes everything okay.
The moral of the story is if you happen to see Lindsay on your travels, standing around on a corner perhaps, looking lonesome, trying to sell matches in a blizzard whilst the strains of music from a thousand tiny violins can be heard wafting on the icy breeze, be a good Samaritan and give her a little cash. The poor girl needs it.
  
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