Jennifer Lopez – Fat and In Hiding
Article by Hope Alexander
December 19 2007. Article viewed 1791 times.
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Jennifer Lopez is apparently feeling bad about putting on weight, bloating, and generally being a pregnant women. Sources from The Scoop are reporting that Jennifer is going into hiding due to her freakish pregnancy body freaking her out. Sources say: “She is huge and freaking out. Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water. She plans to do a Victoria Beckham now and hibernate for the last few months. You won’t be seeing much of her in public from now on.”
I wonder if there is some way to keep Jennifer Lopez in hiding for the rest of her life. Maybe they can install some of those sideshow mirrors that make you look twice as fat as you are. If all it takes to keep J. Lo away from the rest of the human population is her thinking that she looks fat, then that´s probably doable.
Enjoy the pics from before she got fat, but when she was still shallow, obnoxious, racist towards her own people, and cruel to animals.
  
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