Britney Is Gunna Blow
Article by Hope Alexander
December 20 2007. Article viewed 1881 times.
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It turns out that Britney might have a hint of sane left. Just to warn you, this story is going to read a great deal like some kind of sick porn adaptation of the Beverly Hillbillies, so itīs a great time to practice the banjo, if you have one. Anyway, apparently Britneyīs mom didnīt bother to tell her that Jamie Lynn was pregnant, but she did tell Kevin Federline. Smart fucking move lady.
According to sources, Kevin is sure Britney will flip out and blame her mom and dad.ī Funny that, seeing as they were the legal guardians of the child who is now more than three months pregnant herself. Not that daddy was in the picture anyway, heīs just now telling people how angry he is about the fact that Jamie Lynn has ruined her life. Wonder where he was when his 16 year old was shacking up with her 19 year old boyfriend?
Britney Spears is currently in denial, she apparently just smiled at the paparazzi and said my sister is not pregnant when asked about it. That doesnīt bode well, just wait until she realizes that her mother screwed her sister up worse than her, and that she went to her ex, the guy who knocked her up and then failed to support her in any way until she lost her mind.
In other news, Lynn Spearsī parenting book has been put on hold by the publisher. Funny that.
  
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