After Tony Romo played his worst game of the season with his new girlfriend Jessica Simpson watching, fans of rival teams have come up with an ingenious way to make sure the Dallas Cowboys keep suffering. By going to a sweet little site called ruinromo.com, you can download a cut out mask of Jessica Simpson to wear to the next game.
The organizers of the site have instructed Cowboys anti fans to:
1)Buy Tickets to the next Dallas Game. 2) Print out this picture in Full Color. 3) Cut out eyes and head. 4) Paste or tape to a heavy piece of paper or cardboard. 5) Paste popsicle stick to bottom for easy handling. 6) Bring it to the game and let Tony know Jessica is there for him! 7) Celebrate after your team wins!
How awesome is that? Half a stadium full of Jessica Simpson lookalikes. Hell, it has to beat the usual ugly mugs the players spend the whole game trying to ignore. If they really want to distract Romo however, they should really get some big bras and stuff them. Because everyone knows itīs Jessicaīs huge tits that are distracting, not her face.
