Lindsay Lohan´s Brain Impediment
Article by Hope Alexander
April 04 2007. Article viewed 753 times.
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A GQ reporter recently made the mistake of trying to interview Lindsay Lohan without strapping her down and injecting her with a powerful sedative first. Instead the “interview†was conducted via Lindsay´s Blackberry, and the results were, well, interesting.
They asked her about poker, Lindsay said: ´I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I´m going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!´
They asked her about cats, and Lindsay replied: ´Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in Just My Luck! I need a boyfriend. Geez.´
When asked about the happiest moment in her life, Lindsay said: ´Gotta think sex scene today´
That was the last of Miss Lohan´s responses, which provide us with a valuable insight into her life and times. No wonder rehab didn´t work, she probably didn´t even realize that she was in rehab, she probably thought that she was in happy candy land with all the elves. It truly is a wonder that she survives day to day life. Mad props to her entourage for keeping her alive.
  
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