Brangelina Can´t Get Enough
Article by Hope Alexander
April 04 2007. Article viewed 1233 times.
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They just got their newest child, but I guess foreign adopted children are like Doritos, or chocolate covered grasshoppers, you just can´t stop at one, or three. The latest child to catch their eye is apparently a little girl from Chad. I am beginning to think that they have child scouts out there, scouring the planet for cute little kids to adopt, because there is just no way that they have the time to travel through every third world country to find these kids.
According to sources, Brangelina are concerned that Zahara will feel alienated being the only black face in their family, so they need to balance things out with another little black girl. When are people going to realize that families aren´t about balance, they´re about dysfunction, and hating your parents. The one bonus for the Jolie children is that they´ll always have the security of knowing that they are adopted, most kids have to just wish for that.
I´m guessing that they´re going to give Pax hell when they´re older though. Imagine the insults these kids will be able to sling at each other. “You´re a doody head!”. “Oh yeah? Well you´re the son of a crack whore!” “I know you are, but what am I.” See, classic!
  
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