Mary Kate Olsen Has a Boyfriend
Article by Hope Alexander
April 08 2007. Article viewed 408 times.
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Okay, so maybe she really does have a boyfriend after all. Now Iīm wondering if we should read too much into the fact that he looks like a necromancer. The pair were seen locking lips at some sort of sports event, who cares what really, its just an excuse to make out with your boyfriend in public isnīt it.
So here is the real question. Is he her minion? Or after spending years studying tomes written in blood has Max (her boyfriend) discovered the secrets of controlling the undead? If itīs the latter then you know that Max is enjoying some very interesting fun times in the bedroom, kinda brings a new meaning to that whole Rob Zombie, īLiving Dead Girlī song.
Either way, love is beautiful, and it is great to see that love can blossom between not only living people, but between the living and the undead as well. Martin Luther Kingīs dream is being realized beyond even his imagination, and we should all give thanks for that.
  
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