Itīs a catfight between Jordan and Victoria Beckham, with Jordan kicking things off with a nice slam on Poshīs new show.I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. Well be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday. At the end of the day shes just a footballers wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.
Oh my god, like, has Jordan never heard of the Spice Girls? Victoria is super famous in her own right. She was an icon for like, several years before she married her husband and continued living the dream of thousands of little English girls.
Jordanīs show is apparently going to be much better because it is going to involve her husband burying his head in her breasts while she tries to suffocate him with them. Who says that plastic surgery is just a costmetic thing? Jordanīs are big enough to kill a man, and they are only going to get bigger.
After the birth of her next child sheīs planning to go even bigger and get botox as well. Itīs so nice to see a woman dedicated to self improvement.
