Paparazzi Attempt To Kill Britney
Article by Hope Alexander
January 19 2008. Article viewed 2247 times.
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The other day, Rosie OīDonnel wrote one of her infamous rambling and somewhat dyslexic blog posts, comparing Britney Spears to Princess Diana, that went like this: īI remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead. She will be trying to get away, but they will chase her, just as they chased her into that church yesterday. There were dozens of them, jostling their way into sanctuary, elbowing past each other, just to creep closer to her. Even her last-minute, folded-hand prayers canīt be kept sacred. There can be no silent moments in a crowd; no silence, and no secrets. At eight years old, she bravely stood before a microphone. By 17, she had sold 25 million records. Where were the sidewalk-skinned knees, the chalk stained hands, the monkey bars, the passed notes? A Disney set is not a childhood, no matter how many bright colors they use, or how cheerful the script. Not a girl, barely even a woman yet, they chased her. A mob of stalkers for whom no stalking laws have been written. Smother. Crush. Flash. Photo Credit. Even Dr. īGet Realī Phil got in on the action. Unreal. The tunnel is crowded now. There are only inches of separation between vulnerability and disaster.ī
At first I thought it was all just the crazy ramblings of a lady with too much time on her hands now that sheīs been fired from her job, but it turns out that Rosie may have been on to something. Police were called, and several paparazzi arrested after Britney was pulled over doing more that 100 MPH.
Britney was allowed to go without even so much as a ticket in spite of the fact she had been speeding excessively, so it seems that police bought her story. According to Britney, she was driving that fast because some of the paparazzi had tried to run her off the road.
  
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