Paris Hilton´s Legs Are Mutated
Article by Hope Alexander
January 22 2008. Article viewed 2853 times.
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First the eye way wonky, now the knee seems to have slipped and grown some sort of bone growth. Paris Hilton is supposed to be one of the sexiest women on the planet, but is it possible that she is really transforming into some kind of monstrous gnome creature? Does she perhaps have special powers? If the television series ´Charmed´ was still running, would Prue, Piper and Phoebe find her in their book of shadows and set out to do battle with her?
Lord only knows what the answers to these questions are, but any sentient being can tell that Paris´ body seems to be trying to grow away from itself. Is it possible to be so incredibly obnoxious that your own flesh and blood reject you and start trying to escape? Scientists should start working on this possibility immediately.
 
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