Angelina To Sell Pregnancy To Tabloids
Article by Hope Alexander
January 31 2008. Article viewed 774 times.
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Angelina Jolie seems to have gotten knocked up again, and magazines are allegedly currently engaged in a bidding war to get the exclusive confirmation that she has indeed been fertilized with another child that she probably wonīt like anymore than she liked Shiloh. The rumor mill is saying that Angelina is having twins, which means that the Jolie Pitts better start shopping around the world for some ethnic children to make up the balance.
Though the rumor is yet unconfirmed, her dress at the recent SAG awards cocktail party just screams īpregnantī, or īfatī, but we all know that Angelina barely eats enough to stay alive, let alone to get fat.
Perhaps it is in sympathy for all the starving children in the world that she refuses to ingest enough calories in order to be healthy, or maybe, maybe she has a nefarious plan for her next child or children to be born underweight so that she can feel that special connection that she only gets with underprivileged and malnourished children.
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