Tom Cruise better get his Thetans in order, because Kimora Lee Simmons might be coming for him soon. Kimora is pissed at Scientologists who have been spreading rumors that not only is Kimora Lee Simmons a Scientologist, but she funnels the Scientology book ´Way To Happiness´ with a special custom cover to African American kids between 12 -18 in Jersey and Los Angeles.
Kimora´s rep said: ´Kimora is not a Scientologist. We have nothing to do with this.´
Now Kimora will have to avenge her honor by battling the celebrity head of Scientology Tom Cruise, who, lets face it, doesn´t stand a chance against her amazonesque fury. She could rip his little head off with just one hand if she really wanted to. Instead she´ll probably just toy with him like a giant sexy cat before slinking off to design some more fashionable clothes for fashionable ladies.
Here´s the video where Kimora is alleged to be a Scientologist, check out the terrifyingly ornate Sci Fi style church. I bet the Pope will be way jealous when he sees how the Scientologists roll.
WARNING: If you haven´t heard Scientologists preaching their message before, prepare to have your mind blown. Kimora comes in at 6.20.
