Jordan Fucks Like A Corpse
Article by Hope Alexander
February 11 2008. Article viewed 18630 times.
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Hereīs a surprise. Jordan, queen of plastic surgery and making out with her sister for the paparazzi has revealed that she is her husbandīs perfect woman because she does nothing during sex. Jordan revealed to OK! Magazine: īPete loves it all and he prefers my boobs smaller. He said the other day that I am his perfect woman. When we have sex, I just lie there dead so itīs fine. I donīt move.ī
Sounds like a great lay, doesnīt she. In addition to all that lying there still, thereīs also some problems with the plastic surgery when it comes to the bedroom as well.
Commenting on her boob and nose jobs, she said: īThey look fine in a bra but they hang too low when Iīm standing up and itīs really bad when Iīm lying down. Thereīs about a four-inch gap. Iīve also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting.ī
īPoor Pete, though - he paid for my surgery and he goes to kiss me and I back off because I donīt want him to touch my noseī
So Peter Andre has a wife he canīt kiss, who lies there like a corpse when they have sex, and whose tits look more fake than Barbieīs. Hasnīt he done well for himself.
   
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