Britney Goes Through The Hotness Machine
Article by Hope Alexander
April 14 2007. Article viewed 513 times.
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There are a lot of pressures and requirements when it comes to being a pop queen. Things like having hair, and not being bloated from too many drug binges are generally considered to be important. Britneys people know this, and theyve been cutting, stitching, primping, injecting, and sucking all to get her ready to look like a perfect little Pop-Barbie in time for her comeback.
The lipo was no secret at all of course, but that is nowhere near where this make over ends. You´ve seen “Extreme Makeover” right? Well this is the Britney addition, and she´s having enough work done to fill an entire episode all on her little lonesome.
To help her loose weight, she´s being given soybean anti-fat injections. God only knows how they work, I would have thought you just ate less and exercised more, but that is like, so last millennium. She´s also having the tattoos she got recently removed, because they make her look like a nazi reject.
She´s already gone from a size 6 to a size 2, and once Britney´s been fully processed she will be released back into public waters to give little girls self esteem issues. It´s such a beautiful story.
  
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