Jordanīs Nipple Slips, Sells Books
Article by Hope Alexander
February 15 2008. Article viewed 8601 times.
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Jordan sure knows how to sell a book, she just dons a corset and then waves her arms about until her nipples poke over the top of it. If theyīre not including this technique in college marketing classes, then theyīre severely undereducating the leaders of tomorrow.
This happens to be Jordanīs third autobiography, apparently the first two didnīt really capture her struggle with plastic surgery and ever growing boobs well enough. The book is called Jordan: Pushed to the Limit, and I assume the title refers to the breast tissues that were forced to expand to accommodate her FF implants.
Imagine the stretching and the excess skin that the surgeons must have removed when she had those implants taken out. At some point some guyīs job was to dispose of several kilometers of spare Jordan flesh. Whoever you were unknown man/woman, we salute you.
   
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