Natalie Portman Is Bad At Selling Shoes
Article by Hope Alexander
February 16 2008. Article viewed 1233 times.
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Paris and Natalie both launched shoe lines in the past week, but while Parisī natural attention whore talent made her event a great success, Natalie Portman struggled to pretend to be interested in her own lame product.
Page Six reported that she showed up 45 minutes late to the event, gave only 15 minutes of interviews, and then showed up to the party that accompanied the launch with only five minutes to go. Just in case you care, the shoe line is a vegan shoe line. I donīt know what a vegan shoe line is, mostly because Natalie Portman couldnīt be tossed telling anyone.
If celebrities are going to go down the whole sell out, name branding product path, they really need to at least put in the effort to promote it. Natalie will never get anywhere like this. She needs to get out there in her vegie shoes and slip us some nipple. Then weīll care.
(These pictures are from a W magazine shoot with Scarlett Johansson, and they are HOT.)
  
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