Paris Takes Doggie Style Too Far
Article by Hope Alexander
February 16 2008. Article viewed 2355 times.
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Paris Hilton loves her doggies, but it looks like she might be losing a great deal of them very soon. Paris went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and boasted about the fact that she had 17 dogs. Unfortunately, you are only allowed to have three dogs per address, so Paris is about 14 dogs over the limit.
To be fair though, they are all fairly small dogs. Even if you added them together they probably wouldnīt make up one St Bernard. But knowing Parisī luck with the law, sheīll probably be facing a visit from Animal Services trying to take her dogs away. Itīs retarded of course, because she can clearly afford to look after them, or at least pay other people to. Itīs not like sheīs Micheal Vick and has an underground Chihuahua dog fighting ring going on in her basement.
Dear lord, the day has come that I find myself on Parisī side! Stand by for the meteor showers and flying porcines.
  
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