Kate Moss Is Off The Market
Article by Hope Alexander
April 14 2007. Article viewed 834 times.
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If youﾃざve been privy to any of her weird nipple pics this may not engender such a terrible sense of loss, but none the less, we must intrepidly report that Pete Doherty has asked Kate Moss to marry him and she appears to have accepted, as indicated by her wearing of his ring.
Pete also made an announcement at a gig in London, announcing that he was dedicating a song to his beautiful fiancee. Under normal circumstances this wouldnﾃざt mean that they were getting married, it would just mean that heﾃざd smoke way too much crack, but sheﾃざs wearing a ring, so damn, maybe it is true.
As nice as this all is, I have to somehow doubt the wisdom of marrying an unrepentant junkie who is constantly being dragged into court and openly doesnﾃざt give a rats ass about the fact that he is hooked on illegal drugs. What kind of role model is that for children?
Kate could do so, so SO much better. In fact, I am hoping that this is all just some joke and that at some point an announcer is going to leap out and announce to the world ﾃ｢竄ｬﾅ添ouﾃざve been PUNKED.ﾃ｢竄ｬ If this is for real, then it really doesnﾃざt say much for the marriage prospects of super models, and whatﾃざs the point of being really incredibly good looking if you canﾃざt get a guy to match?
  
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