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How To Say I Love You
Article by Hope Alexander
February 23 2008. Article viewed 10251 times.
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All you need is love. Love is the answer to all our woes. Love makes the world go around. But sometimes, saying those simple words ´I love you´, can be the hardest thing. Some people leave little love notes stuck to the mirror to remind their partners that they love them, other people hire string quartets and take their girlfriends out to dinner at expensive restaurants. Still other people grunts ´ditto´ when their lover whispers those sweet words in their ear.
You might be having trouble figuring out how to express your love to your girlfriend or spouse, so why not look to the world of celebrities for some hints. Listed below are some methods celebrities might use to convey their love. Read on and be inspired.
The Lindsay Lohan
If you follow Lindsay´s example, then ´I love yous´ are generally mumbled around the erect penis of a stranger.
The OJ Simpson
Say ´I love you´ with a bloody glove, a not guilty verdict, and a book deal.
The Ozzy Osbourne
Say ´I love you´ by scrawling it on the walls in bat blood
The Kate Moss
Say ´I love you´ by spelling it out in lines of cocaine
The Britney Spears
Show your love Britney style by scrawling the words on your bare pussy lips and flashing them to the world.
The Kim Kardashian
You can just say ´I love you´ normally, but be aware it might be hard to hear over all the urine splashing over you body. (No, she´s not going to live that one down, I won´t let her.)
The Chuck Norris
Nothing says ´I love you´ more than the presentation of a love heart formed from the barrel of a shotgun with his own bare hands.
The Angelina Jolie
What better way to show your love and devotion than with the presentation of a brand new ethnic baby!
The Tom Cruise
Say ´I love you´ in a strange alien tongue whilst you strap your lover into a magical space ship.
The Olsen Twins
Show your love for a person by sparing them and making a coat from the skin of the person next to them instead.
The Marilyn Manson
Say ´I love you´ by ditching your older burlesque star wife and turning your new partner into her creepy younger twin.
The 50 Cent
Say ´I love you´ by popping a cap in their ass. Words are forgotten, but bullet scars are for life, yo.
The Jessica Alba
Nothing says ´I love you´ than leaving a man, realizing you´re pregnant, and then getting back together with him
The Jordan AKA Katie Price
Show your love by getting your pussy surgically tightened for your man, or if you´re a man, how about a penis enlargement?
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