Nicole Kidmanīs Face Explodes
Article by Hope Alexander
February 24 2008. Article viewed 1935 times.
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Itīs hard enough being pregnant, but what do you do when your face explodes? Thatīs the challenge Nicole Kidman bravely overcame at the Japanese premiere for The Golden Compass. The cause of the explosion is not known at this time, but it would seem that Nicole was lucky to get away with her face intact.
Iīd never really noticed it before, but Nicole Kidman is actually getting kind of creepy in her old age. Should a pregnant woman really be having work done on her lips? Should someone pregnant even need work done on their lips? How old is this woman anyway, she must be like 60 now, right?
Looking at her makes me feel incredibly nostalgic. Oh for the days when life was simple. You remember? Back when Tom Cruise was worshiped for pretending to be a fighter pilot instead of really being a crackpot alien fetishist, and when Nicole Kidmanīs face was still 99% real human flesh.
  
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