Christina Aguilera Goes Mental
Article by Hope Alexander
February 25 2008. Article viewed 1968 times.
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Christina Aguileraīs tits may have grown to ridiculous proportions, but her brain seems to have suffered somewhat as a result of her pregnancy. According to People Magazineīs sources, she recently threw a tantrum because the baby pictures she sold of her son Max only earned $1.5 million.
According to the same source, she was particularly annoyed because Anna Nicole Smithīs daughterīs pictures were worth $1.7 million, and JLo managed to flog her twins for a cool 6 million dollars.
Itīs understandable that sheīs pissed, she got beaten by an evil asshound and a train wreck drug addict. As a result of this unacceptable loss in baby revenue, Christina has reportedly fired her manager, an assistant, and her publicity firm.
My guess is she would have fired the baby too, but then her breasts would explode from unused milk build up. The kid has to do some work around the place after all, just look at that perfect figure he messed up.
  
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