Britney Is Happy, Perhaps TOO Happy
Article by Hope Alexander
April 16 2007. Article viewed 486 times.
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Britney Spears has been out and about all over the show this week, engaging in wholesome ladylike activities like trying on hats and going out for sushi with her friends. The whole time she´s had a massive smile plastered across her face, as if someone just told her that she was going to get a life time supply of chocolate covered Prozac.
While it´s always nice to see people happy, sometimes you have to wonder why. Is she actually on a lifetime supply of Prozac? It would certainly explain her happiness in spite of the fact that she lost over 50% of custody to Kevin Federline, and that she´s down a few million dollars, minus a lot of hair, and up a few ugly tattoos.
If she is on happy pills then is her divorce settlement legal? The way she´s acting I think if K-Fed had given her a stick of gum and nothing else she would have run outside giggling and doing cartwheels.
Yeah I know, she acts crazy and she gets shit for it, then she acts happy and she gets shit for that too, poor girl can´t win. Don´t feel too bad for her though, she´s richer than you´ll ever be.
  
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