The Spears Girls Go Straight
Article by Hope Alexander
February 26 2008. Article viewed 1530 times.
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Itīs been a good couple of weeks for the Spears family. No new pregnancies were announced, and everybody managed to keep their clothes on, so they were already ahead of the game when Britney was granted visitation with her kids and saw them for the first time in over a month, and little pregnant Jamie Lynn was awarded her GED last month as well.
Britneyīs dad is being credited with much of Britneyīs progress, with Kevin Federlineīs lawyer saying: īNone of this would have happened if Jamie Spears had not been involved. Thatīs for sure.ī
Jamie Lynn is apparently already studying towards the ACT college entrance exams, so if they keep this sort of thing up weīre going to have to send Sam Lutfi to drug Hayden Panettiere or Vanessa Hudgens or perhaps a saucy unknown female talent.
We gots to be getting our upskirts somewhere.
 
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