Akon Fans Would Like To Burn To Death
Article by Hope Alexander
February 26 2008. Article viewed 9243 times.
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Akonīs never struck me as being the sharpest tool in the shed, but it turns out that his fans arenīt too smart either. Akon was at a concert in Copenhagen ( a concert being held in a mall, which I guess shows what a huge fan base he has in Denmark,) when a fire alarm was set off. Most people have a natural fear of burning in flames, but evidently Akon fans are missing this particular evolutionary quirk.
When police tried to evacuate the mall, fans became outraged and attacked the police. According to reports, Akonīs fans were throwing rocks and drinks at the officers. Thatīs where the story gets a little weird, and a little curious. Iīm no Sherlock Holmes, but I think this must mean that the people at the concert werenīt actually Akon fans.
Given that most malls have relatively few rocks inside them, Iīll have to assume that theyīd actually smuggled them in to throw at Akon, but were enraged at being denied the chance to stone him, and so turned their frustrations on police. It suddenly all makes sense.
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