Things must be getting really hard for Paris Hilton, as she now sinks to even lower levels of lamery with her latest television product which will apparently be a show where Paris tries to find a new friend. Really. I am not making this up.
Remember that little fat kid whose nose was always running and who smelled funny and had no friends so he used to bring candy to school to try to bribe people to be his friends? Well Paris is that kid, except instead of candy, she gives out blowjobs.
Us Weekly had the story from a source: ´The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she´s looking for someone new. She´s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.´
That is going to be the best show ever. If you thought watching people eat bugs to try and win $50,000 was humiliating, wait until you see Paris pimp herself out on television just to get a friend.
(For extra irony, the pictures are of Paris buying candy at the airport. I guess she wanted to make friends on the plane.)
