Kate Beckinsale Names Her Pussy
Article by Hope Alexander
March 02 2008. Article viewed 6774 times.
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Kate Beckinsale rarely makes the headlines for being lewd and lascivious, which is a pity, because she is one woman I´d like to see being lewd. There aren´t any nipple slips or upskirts to be had here, but if you keep reading you will learn what Kate Beckinsale´s name for her private parts is.
In an attempt to impart the woe of being accused of being a slut when she dumped her boyfriend during the film ´Underworld´ and hooked up with its director, Len Wiseman instead, Kate said: ´I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I´ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh´s Tomb!´
The Pharaoh´s Tomb eh? Does this mean that Len calls his manhood ´The Little Pharaoh´? Is Kate Beckinsale´s pussy where men´s erections come to die? Is there an ancient curse that will make you die a terrible slow death if you enter Kate Beckinsale´s vagina?
I love Kate, but that has to be the worst name for a pussy ever.
  
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