Bai Ling is celebrating after a recent court decision that saw her getting away with the great airport heist with only a $700 fine. Justice prevails! Bai Ling twittered gleefully on her blog: “Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes! I plead guilty today in court to ´DISTURBING THE PEACE´
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes! I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!´
So there you have it, when you´re a celebrity you can be caught red handed thieving things from lowly airport retailers and it´s not even called theft, it´s just called disturbing the peace. I wonder what could have cause the judge to go so very, very soft on her?
I think we all know what happened here, and I think we all know that only the genius of Bai Ling´s nipples could have pulled off such an amazing victory. Vive la nipples!
