Paris knows just how to take your minds off the whole ´blessed by a pretend monk in public´ debacle, and she´s demonstrating her preferred method in these pics. Apparently the secret to good public relations is taping your breasts together and then going out in a skimpy low cut dress.
Seriously, if her breasts were squeezed any tighter together, she would be the proud possessor of the world´s first genuine uniboob.
What I like most about these pics is the fact that Paris doesn´t seem to quite believe what she´s seeing either. It´s almost as if she were granted the request for bigger boobs by a genie, and has to keep checking them to see if they´re real; or as if she were an ape checking its private parts for lice. I´m really torn on analogies here.
