Paris Hilton Is Sickening In Love
Article by Hope Alexander
March 15 2008. Article viewed 2355 times.
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This story hasn´t been covered much here because a) it is Paris Hilton without her tits out, so who cares, and b) because its probably a hoax anyway, but it now turns out that Paris and Benji are denying that their uber lame relationship is a set up. Some people have claimed that it is all a joke for Ashton Kutcher´s latest tv travesty, ´Pop Fiction´, but according to Paris, their love is the real deal.
Paris and Benji have even taken to wearing rings with the other´ name on it. Paris wears a ring with the initials “BM” and Benji is wearing one with “PH” on it. Why they don´t just have “RETARD” stamped on their foreheads, I don´t know.
Paris either confirmed her relationship to Ryan Seacrest, or lied to the nation when she said: ´He´s been my friend for a couple of years now, and we´re really happy.” She then went on to explain that the matching douche rings were Benji´s idea, saying: ´That was a very special present I got. He´s really sweet.´
My guess is that Paris´ ring is actually a tracking device designed for jealous boyfriends to keep track of their slutty girlfriends. If Benji´s serious about Paris, he needs to keep her on a short leash.
(You can see the ring on Paris´ hand in the third pic.)
  
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