Pamela Andersonīs Marriage Never Existed
Article by Hope Alexander
March 25 2008. Article viewed 834 times.
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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomonīs marriage is over, due to them both filing papers seeking an annulment on the basis of fraud. What the fraud was is unknown, but both parties are definitely in agreement that there was some fraudulent behavior involved. Neither of them are trying to get any money from the other, and the whole affair is being kept rather quiet.
Iīm guessing they only got together in order to orchestrate a daring heist on the world bank which would have allowed Salomon to cement his status as a porn god forever, and for Pamela Anderson not to get just a boob job, but an entirely new body fabricated from only the finest materials money can buy.
Then, after the marriage had taken place, it turned out that Rick Salomon had lied, his penis couldnīt really pierce safe doors. The plan was ruined, Pamela was crushed and forced to press for an annulment, which Salomon agreed to in return for her not revealing that his penis is actually a twiglet.
  
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