Paris Hilton Falls Over, Gets Walked Over
Article by Hope Alexander
April 01 2008. Article viewed 2517 times.
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Paris Hilton became equilibriumly challenged over the weekend and fell over in Prague. Prague happens to be one of the few places in the world where real Absinthe (an alcoholic beverage blamed for the births of malformed Swiss children) is legal, so this may have been an alcohol related incident, or it may be evidence that Paris is forgetting what her legs do apart from spreading open, an action she has practically elevated into an art form.
People falling over is funny, but what was even funnier was when her supposed boyfriend and no doubt soon to be father of her children, stepping over her as she lay splayed upon the ground. What a gentleman.
If this whole Benji and Paris set up was organized for Ashton Kutcherīs reality tv show, then itīs a safe bet to say that the viewers arenīt the ones who got punkīd this time around. Someone needs to let Benji know that guys who love girls generally help them up after they fall, they donīt just clamber over them. Itīs not even as if Paris and Benji were being pursued by anything dangerous. God help Paris if she and Benji are ever chased by a crazed killer, from Benjiīs performance here, Iīm guessing he would probably throw her at the guy with the machete and make good his escape.
  
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